Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Kingsly the narcoleptic chihuahua.

I wanted to take a break from my regular light hearted doggy blog, to talk about something a little more serious.. K9 narcolepsy, since birth Kingsly has had excessive daytime sleepiness, which certainly IS NOT from his constant eating or laziness in general, CLEARLY there is something medically wrong, because i'm pretty sure its not genetics, i am FAR from lazy, look how clean my house is! underneath the vodka bottles and pizza boxes is a very clean floor. i think. 




Here is Olive worrying about Kingsly, sleeping again mid day, while all the neighbor doggies are outside playing.




A rare moment of Olive showing her young brother a sign of affection. She won't even share the household toys with him, he has to play with toilet paper rolls.




If we take a walk around the block, kingsly often has to take short nap breaks.



Here is kingsly, passed out mid play time with Olive, Mommy and Daddy.



Kingsly again, falling asleep during the "doggy fashion show" photoshoot, lookin good takes energy. 




I worry that all my excessive drinking may have caused this when he was in womb, Poor little fella, i should have listened to those posters in the bathroom at the bar. 




I suppose we all should be jealous of our sweet boy, the rest of us have to be "grown ups" and go to work,  do the dishes, pee outside, do tricks such as "sit" and "stay" .



Well, he does know how to "play dead" he's not totally useless. I never expected to have a disabled child, but i'm so glad i didn't put him in a basket and float him down the Nooksack like anybody else would have.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Doggy fashion show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




FAIRY BUTT


                                                                     RAIN WEAR!


80'S FLASHBACK!



Spring dresses!



Punk! 



FORMAL wear!



Kingsly and Layla ago to the tolo!



Kingsly and Layla go to the PROM!!! Oops he forgot the corsage..



Side view of fairy dress!



Some.. where... OVER the rainboooow.



Kingsly as Cary Grant!



Olive as Audrey Hepburn!



Layla, after she ditched Kingsly at the prom to make out with a girl.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Baby bath time!

Bath time is our favorite time!
such a great opportunity to bond with our children. I can really feel us connecting during the 5 minute wait of their flea and tick "murder" shampoo. Olive doesn't find this necessary as she claims to have no fleas, because she's obviously too perfect, but mocks Kingsly because his long fur is the perfect habitat for critters!

OH what.. your kids don't have fleas? have u ever heard of head lice? same diff. Why don't you stop judging and start doing a comb search through your kids head.

We refuse to take our doggies to the groomer, we're DIY parents.  Our pups are all homeschooled, homefed (kibble of course) we want our dogs to grow strong and live long healthy lives, so that if we collapse from alcohol poisoning they can allert the neighbors.. you know, like "Lassie" . 
ps
Doggy fashion show coming soon!